The Hooker Gets Taken By The Immigrant. A Joke. (Don't Read If You Are Insulted Easily)

THE HOOKER

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for DA hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?

""No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style.

""No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300.

""No," she says.

"I pay you $400.

""No," she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style"

.She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had 
every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad 
could immigrant style be?" So she agrees and has sex with him.

Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to 
him and says,"Hey, I was expecting something Perverted and disgusting. But 
that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant Style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government.

"AND THAT, MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS, IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL   IMMIGRANTS 
ARE DOING TO US!"