Joke Of The Day

 Pinocchio, Snow  White and Superman are out for a  stroll in town one  day. 
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> As they walk, they come across a sign:  "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the  world." 
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> "I am entering" said Snow  White. 
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> After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,  "Well, how did you do?" 
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>  "First Place ," said Snow White. 
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> They continue walking and they see a sign:  "Contest for the strongest man in the  world." 
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>  "I'm entering," says  Superman. 
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> After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"  
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> " First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" 
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>  They continue walking when they see  a sign:  "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the  world?" 
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>  Pinocchio says "this is  mine." 
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>  Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes. 
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>  "What happened?" they  asked.  
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>  "Who the hell is Hillary  Clinton?" asked Pinocchio.