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 LETTERMAN'S  TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT (God Bless Us All)



The last statement says it all!

LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 REASONS  TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
#10.  I vote Democrat because I love the fact  that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German  Shepherd.

#9.  I vote Democrat because I believe oil  companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the  government taxing the same   gallon at 15%  isn't.

#8.  I vote Democrat because I believe the government  will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I  would.

   #7.  I vote Democrat because Freedom of  Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

#6.  I  vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know  that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and  thieves.  I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets  police to your home in order to identify your body after a home  invasion.

#5.  I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about  millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates  alive and comfy.

   #4.  I vote Democrat because I  think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and  Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from  those who paid into it.

#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that  businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.   They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for  redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.

#2.  I vote  Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution  every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past  the voters.

... And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I  think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not  drill our  own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher,  or fish here in America.  We don't care about the beetles, gophers,  or fish in those other countries.

"The difference between genius  and stupidity is that genius has its limits"... Albert  Einstein