Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Living High On The Hog--For Free!! Is This Happening Elsewhere. Heck Its Better Than Welfare

Living in
Walmart Attic with
Hot Plate, Meth Lab, And 42″ LED TV

homeless                                                          walmart
December
1, 2015
 
Memphis,
Tennessee
 –
Being homeless has to be 
very
difficult, especially in the colder times of the year.
But
not for this Tennessee couple who had been “living 
in
the lap of luxury”
 above
a Tennessee Walmart store. 
The
‘homeless’ man, 48-year-old Wilbert Thomas, 
admitted
to police that he and his girlfriend 54-year-old
Ingrid
Malone, had been living above the store for over
two
years. What they did to the attic, baffled police and
store
employees.“I
don’t mean to laugh, but these 
people
really got one over on Walmart,” 
said
Lieut.
Marshall
Weiss.“In the attic, we recovered 2 pounds of
meth
they had somehow produced on a hot plate. They 
also
managed to get food, drinks, mini refrigerator, a
big
screen TV, surround sound system, bedroom set,
hangers,
clothes… I mean, if Walmart sells it they had
it.
These people were living good. They even managed 
to
splice into the satellite TV wire and ordered NFL Sunday
ticket!”

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The
couple was discovered when employees in the
break
room heard banging from above. Apparently
the
couple was engaging in intercourse when the
new
headboard to their queen sized bed, which they
also
took from the store, was banging against one 
of
the attic dividers. During Thomas’s confession, he
also
admitted stealing K-Y
Jelly Yours+Mine
 which

he
says “screwed up
everything and got us busted.”

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