Bill Nye's Ice Cream Cartoon Condemns Monogamous Heterosexual Sex As Unnatural And Immoral
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From the clips I've seen (there isn’t enough money in the world to make we
watch the whole series), Bill Nye the Eugenics Guy is using his Netflix
platform as a means to fly his own personal Freak Flag. Last week my
Nye's excruciating segment featuring some TV star wearing an '80s Flash
Gordon costume singing about a world full of sexual choices through her
vagina, or something…
Must I choose between only John or Joyce?
Are my options only hard or moist?
My vagina has its own voice
Sometimes I do a voice for my vagina
Please don't tell me I'm the only one who does that
I can't answer if she is in fact the only one who gives her vagina a voice,
but a world in which she is sounds like a very nice place.
Anyway, the song is a lie. Billy Nye is definitely not about making a choice
about how you govern your own sexuality. That is not what he wants. What
he does want is a world full of people getting their freak on with multiple
partners of every conceivable gender. Bill Nye wants a world filled with
loveless sex, unbridled lust, and orgies. And in order to convey that
deadly message to your children, the sinister Nye uses a cartoon
featuring ice cream cones.
He is not even subtle. In the cartoon embedded below, the "Vanilla Cone,"
is a Christian who believes in monogamous heterosexual sex and converting
those who do not. In the end, however, it is Vanilla who is converted, who
finally loosens up and discovers true joy as a slut eager to have sex with
everything and everyone:
Chocolate Chip Mint: Come on, Vanilla, nobody wants just one
flavor of ice cream.
Vanilla: I do.
Chocolate Chip Mint: Haven't you ever wanted to be in a Neapolitan?
Vanilla: [sweating] I, I, I can't. I can't.
Chocolate: Come on, it's natural. …
Vanilla: [prays] Big Ice Cream In The Sky, help me.
Then, as if his prayer is answered, Vanilla licks Pistachio and exclaims, "It's good!"
The joyous ice cream orgy then begins.
Even though my personal values are to aspire to Christian values, my
highest political value is one of personal freedom; live and let live.
Therefore, other than it being yet-another sign of how off-the-rails our
increasingly debauched society has become, I don't really care about a
message that says consenting adults can have whatever sexual relations
they want with other consenting adults.
As much as I believe that the temporary pleasure of loveless sex and
promiscuity destroys any chance at true happiness, that this kind of behavior
hollows out body, soul and spirit, it is none of my business what other people do.
If that was Nye's message, it would be difficult to argue with. But Nye is not
about live and let live. That video is not about leaving people alone to make
their own personal choices. The message is not
about governing your own
sexuality.
The "moral" of Nye's busybody message is that monogamous heterosexual
sex is unnatural, immoral and boring. He is pressuring and lecturing people
to get with it, to cast off the chains of their unnatural parochial sexuality and
embrace an unhealthy and destructive lifestyle.
What is so appalling about this is that Nye is cloaking himself in the robe of
science and hoping to transmit this message to our children -- to tell our
children that it is anti-science to embrace a heterosexual and monogamous
relationship, that true happiness can only be found in sexual perversion.
There is only word for that: demonic.
Hat tip to Pajamas Media, who has more on this.
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