Comic relief For January 5, 2015

Husband Arrives Home Drunk Out of His Mind…

Tuesday, November 4th, 2014

Read all the way to the end… this story might not end how you’re expecting.

“Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Halloween party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

“Opening his eyes, the first thing that he sees is a couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirin, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

“‘Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian’

“He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, ‘Son… What happened last night’

“‘Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and out of your mind. You fell on the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

“Confused, he asked his son,’So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?’

“His son replies, ‘Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ‘Leave me alone, I’m married!’

“Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirin: $.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time…PRICELESS!!!”

This story should provide some good comic relief for the day… while still making a powerful point about faithfulness. This should bring a smile to the face of anyone who values the institution of marriage.

Thanks to Young Cons for bringing this to our attention.

Muslims Revel In 9/11 Anniversary--Create A Cake To Celebrate.

From Conservative Tribune blog:

This “Cake” Radical Muslims Made for the Anniversary of 9/11 is Sickening [PICTURE]

September 11 has become a day of somber reflection and remembrance for all of those who lost lives in the 2001 terrorist attacks, as well as for those who have lost their lives in the resultant worldwide War on Terror.

Unfortunately, outside of America, and other Western societies, 9/11 has become a symbolic holiday of anti-Americanism.  The date of that tragic attack has become the punchline for jokes by radical Muslims.

Now that the War on Terror has been reignited by the Islamic State, who has vowed to conquer America and raise their black flag of jihad over the White House, this year’s 9/11 has taken on a different tone than previous years.

The Young Cons have shared a picture that they ran across on Twitter, presumably posted by members of the Islamic State, or at least by radical Muslims sympathetic to their anti-American cause.

The picture shows a “cake” in the shape of two towers with small toy airplanes sticking out of them.  The cake also holds three candles in the shape of the numbers 9-1-1.

That is just sickening, and shows you the caliber of person America is facing.  Anyone who would take joy and revel in the deaths of thousands of innocent people, even if you have ideological differences with them, is an evil person, no matter their religion or where they originate from.

The terrorist attacks on America in 2001 will forever remain in the memory of Americans.  Even unto this day, 13 years later, emotions can still run raw.

Insensitive and evil images like this one certainly don’t help matters either, other than to steel the resolve of Americans who are committed to the fight against the radical ideology that would murder thousands of innocent people, and then bake a cake to celebrate their slaughter.

Please share this on Facebook and Twitter if this image just confirms for you the utterly inhuman and uncaring nature of those who seek to slaughter anyone who refuse to submit themselves to their radical and tyrannical ideology.