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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

This Article Proves That Paper Does NOT Care What You Write On It

HOT: 'Cosmo' Features '9 Reasons Constitutional Originalism Is Bulls***.' It's Idiotic.

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On Tuesday, renowned legal journal Cosmopolitan ran a piece titled “9 Ways To
 Make Your Man Gasp In Bed.” No, actually – they could have run that piece, but
we know that they ran a piece titled “9 Reasons Constitutional Originalism Is
Bulls***.” Written by NYU Law graduate Jill Filipovic, the article evidences all
of the brilliant jurisprudential analyses we’ve come to expect from the journal
that informs you which sex positions best tickle your significant other properly.
Here are Filipovic’s nine critiques:
1. “No one is really an originalist.” Filipovic argues that judges don’t
 actually pay attention to the original wording and meaning of the Constitution,
 instead substituting their own policy preferences. As evidence, she chooses
 DC v. Heller, a decision re-enshrining the individual right to keep and bear
 arms. Why isn’t that originalist? Because, Filipovic argues, the founders
meant to restrict arms ownership to militia members and didn’t know what
handguns were (“Nor, of course, did handguns exist in the 18th century”).
Both of these contentions are false. Militia members were members of the
 community, and there were many state laws that required all able-bodied
men of age to own a gun so as to be available for militia duty. The militia
 clause is a justifying clause, not an operative one. And handguns were in
use as early as the 14th century.
2. “Societies evolve, and that’s a good thing.” Filipovic argues that new
scientific knowledge should impact how we interpret the Constitution – for
example, brain science should help determine what the founders meant by
 “cruel and unusual punishment.” But we have legislatures for that. The
Constitution bans cruel and unusual punishment, but legislatures can
outlaw certain tools. She mixes up the role of the courts – to apply the
meaning of the law – and that of the legislature to make policy. She even
 says she hopes that the courts would rule capital punishment
 unconstitutional on this basis.
3. “Words evolve to reflect changing norms.” She says that words
 like “equal” meant something different in the 1790s than they mean now,
 particularly with regard to women and minorities. She’s right. That’s why
 America implemented Constitutional amendments in order to enshrine
 those new meanings, as per the 14th and 19th amendments. It’s not the
job of the courts to rewrite meaning.
4. “Technology evolves, and the law has to keep up.” Filipovic argues
that it’s difficult to apply constitutional principles to modern technology. So,
 for example, the provisions of the constitution guaranteeing liberty from
 unreasonable search and seizure – how would they apply to cars or
wiretaps? These are indeed controversial propositions in originalist circles.
 But that doesn’t mean that we ought to merely ignore what the framers
intended in principle in order to reach our own policy preferences.
5. “Originalism is a cover for legal discrimination.” Again, this ignores
the fact that we have legislatures in this country. You can’t rewrite founding
 documents to implement your own version of utopia. Filipovic says, correctly,
that “a lot of our laws originally allowed a lot of terrible acts.” This is true! It’s
also the reason we have…you guessed it…legislatures. And amendments.
She says that Plessy v. Ferguson, reversed by Brown v. Board of Education,
is a good example of courts evolving. She ignores the fact that Plessy was
 arguably wrongly decided on its merits at the time – that’s the case Scalia
made during his career, stating that, “In my view the Fourteenth Amendment’s
 requirement of ‘equal protection of the laws,’ combined with the Thirteenth
 Amendment’s abolition of the institution of black slavery, leaves no room for
 doubt that laws treating people differently because of their race are invalid.”
Even if Scalia was wrong on originalist grounds, that does not mean that the
 legislature could not or should not have taken the proper measures. Again,
courts are not legislatures. And just because history was full of bad things
doesn't mean that the Constitution doesn't provide mechanisms to fix those
bad things outside of Jill Filipovic convincing Ruth Bader Ginsburg to run
 roughshod over the republic.
6. “Not even the founders were originalists.” This is just horse-crap. Filipovic
 says, “The framers of the Constitution didn’t offer any instructions for how to
interpret the document.” Actually, it’s dubious whether the founders even
 agreed with judicial review, but if they did, there’s no doubt that they would
 have hated the court’s usurpation of legislative power. See, for example,
 Hamilton in Federalist No. 78: “The courts must declare the sense of the law;
and if they should be disposed to exercise WILL instead of JUDGMENT, the
consequence would equally be the substitution of their pleasure to that of the
 legislative body. The observation, if it prove any thing, would prove that there
ought to be no judges distinct from that body.” All laws are applied as written.
 No judge would dare interpret the Sherman Antitrust Act the way leftists
encourage judges to interpret the Constitution.
7. “The founders weren’t fortune tellers and couldn’t predict every
 possible legal issue.” Here, Filipovic states that “many of the realities
 of modern life didn’t exist in the 18th century.” That’s true! You know
who else knew that? The founders, who relied on legislatures to create
 law. Filipovic makes the idiotic assessment that if you’re an originalist,
if the founders “didn’t specifically bar the government from doing
 something, the government is free to do it.” That’s asinine. That looks
only to the Bill of Rights, not to the structural Constitution, which delegates
 powers. The founders explicitly rejected Filipovic’s logic – and said so
 in the Ninth Amendment, which reserved rights to the states and people.
As for Filipovic’s examples of governments doing bad things at the state
 level – again, true! The founders recognized that, and relied on people
 not to be complete morons. But they didn’t trust the people completely,
 which is why they created some federal rights.
8. “No one really wants to live in an originalist country.” I do, if she
 means that legislators should legislate and – get this! – judges should
adjudicate. She quotes UC Irvine Law Professor Erwin Chemerinsky for
 the proposition that if the court didn’t impose its will, “This would mean
the end of constitutional protection for liberties such as the right to marry
 the right to procreate, the right to custody of one’s children” – and the list
 goes on. Yet, magically, for decades the court didn’t read its preferences
 into the Constitution, and yet the country didn’t descend into chaos and
 anarchy. That’s because we elect people here. Again, legislatures exist.
9. “A Constitution that doesn’t reflect changing norms and realities
 is a Constitution that would eventually prove itself ineffectual and
 irrelevant.” Filipovic says that the judicial system cannot be neutered
 lest it fail to check the other branches. Except that she wants the other
 branches to be incapable of checking the mystical wisdom of the judicial
 oligarchy. A Constitution that changes at the whim of nine unelected
judges means a country ruled by a clique, not by the people or their
elected representatives.
Even Filipovic has to admit that “of course the Constitution should be
interpreted as it’s written.” But she then says that what she means is
 that judges should interpret it as they wish it had been written.
The Constitution, in other words, should have more positions than
 Cosmo. And they’ll all be less satisfying.

Saturday, August 16, 2014

A Woman Gets It! There Is More To Motherhood Than Kids.



5 Reasons You Should Have Sex With Your Husband Every Night

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LOVE SEX


I was getting a manicure the first time I learned that not all wives want to, ahem, go for a roll in the hay with their husbands. I was 16 and had picked out orange nail polish (oh, sixteen). I had a book with me but it wasn't long before I found another source of entertainment. In-between buffings and polishings, the two women next to me talked about how much their husbands wanted IT and how little they wanted to give IT.
For a girl that had not even been asked out on a date this was a whole new world. I had a suspicion that their experience was more realistic than the articles I sneaky read in Cosmo while getting my hair done at the salon. (I am supposed to put my hand WHERE? while simultaneously doing WHAT?) So I kept my eyes on my book, let the words blur into lines and listened closely.
"Doesn't he know how tired I am by the end of the day? As if after the kids are finally asleep I have the energy to do anything but sit down and watch some TV."
"For me, it isn't even the energy it takes. I am still losing weight from the baby. I don't feel sexy. I can hardly undress in front of a mirror, let alone in front of him. I honestly think it is selfish that he expects me to pretend to feel something that I don't."
"Selfish? That's a good word. Maybe if he took care of the kids when he got home or made dinner once in a while I would be more interested. Hell, just pick up the milk on the way home from work. I am not asking for much. Now that I think about it, I don't think we have done it in the last three weeks."
"Yeah. It's been at least two for us."
Wait. These women were married...they lived with a guy....who slept in their bed. They could have sex all the time! And they didn't want to? It made no sense. It was like turning down a zero calorie but as delicious-as-creme-brulee dessert. (Or at least I assumed. At that point everything I knew about romance was gleaned from Anne of Green Gables and Moulin Rouge.)
How sad. How wasteful. How stupid. When I got married, I would always want to have sex with my husband! And I would never be too tired. My goodness, it was just ridiculous to want him to bring home a gallon of milk just to prove he cared. Wasn't it just like a woman to make a grocery run a test of love. As the final coat of polish was applied to my nails, I swore to never be like them. My life would be different. I would be better. I would never feel too fat or too tired. Ever.
And then I grew up.
Intercourse, carnal knowledge, lovemaking, knocking boots, coitus, SEX! is everything 16 year old me imagined plus a little whipped cream on top. (Whipped cream, see what I did there?) And once Riley and I got married there was lots and lots and lots of it. Then we had a baby and I really was just so tired my bones hurt. And for a while I did feel fat. Even after I lost the pregnancy weight everything just looked different. Like a cut flower that has been left out in the sun, still lovely just a little...wilted. I became a little distant. We started to fall asleep without talking or kissing.
Then one day while washing dishes, I realized that we had gone eight days without touching each other. Eight days was a quite some time for us. But the thing that bothered me the most was that I hadn't missed it. And I knew that was a problem. So that night after we put the baby to bed, I gave Riley my best come hither glance. Yes, I was tired and felt about as desirable as the "feed the birds" lady in Mary Poppins. But while drying the dishes, it occurred to me that 16 year old Meg must have understood something about sex that 20-something Meg had forgotten. And maybe, just maybe it was worth remembering.
Without further ado here are five reasons you should have sex with your husband every night:
1. Being a mother, one of the ultimate expressions of womanhood, can often leave a girl feeling stripped of her femininity. There is something about being covered in spit up and attending to the every need of another human being that makes one feel distinctly gender neutral. Most of my days are spent playing with dolls, wiping baby food off of my clothes, changing diapers, wiping snot off of my clothes, going to the park, and wiping what-the-heavens-is-that off of my clothes. There is something restorative about kissing the boy you love. There are times in Riley's arms when I remember who I am before I even realize I have forgotten. Yes, I am a cook, cleaner, teacher, and wiper of all things disgusting. But I am also something more, something delightful and completely apart from my roles. I am a woman! And there is potential and depth and heck, I am pretty darn good kisser, too. It is a lovely thing, finding yourself through the touch of someone else.
2. If you want your husband to act like a man, you need to treat him like a man. Hold the eye rolls. I am not pushing for a return to the 1950′s. (Although, heaven knows an era in which low rise jeans did not exist is basically alright by me.) Women need any number of criteria met to feel loved. Men are far simpler. They need to be fed, they need to be appreciated, and they need to have sex. That is it. Really. So make or order dinner once in a while. Say thank you for the long hours spent at work with a hug and smile when he walks through the door each night. (Better yet? Smile as you hand him the kids and walk out the door for a long, much needed break.) And my goodness, let the poor man see you naked. It is astounding what a good man will do for a good woman that has made him feel loved. After a few weeks of meals and make outs, you will sit back and wonder why you didn't insist on having sex every night sooner. Talk about a small investment and big returns.
3. You need to have a moment in each day that is just about the two of you. Remember that boy? The one that made your heart thump and hands sweat? The one that called when you hoped he would, that made you run hot and high up to the stars until you thought you would never come down? He is still there. Under the years and bills and worries, that smiling boy is still in love with and needs his smiling girl. Every night after the kids go to bed is a chance to find him again. A moment to remind yourself that you are living a picket fenced adventure and my goodness, there is nothing the two of you can't do.
4. Sex relieves stress. I don't know that this one needs much explanation. As a mother I eat stress for breakfast. So it seems to me I have a choice. I can let off steam by A) driving around at night and bashing in strangers mailboxes or B) I can get down and dirty with that one guy I married that one time. I choose option B. (So far the mailboxes in my neighborhood have escaped unscathed, so Option B must be working.)
5. It is so much blasted fun. Seriously. Why are we so quick to refuse the good things in life? We will slog through our children's Algebra homework, do Zumba in public and pluck the hair from our body ONE PIECE AT A TIME. But tell a girl to have sex every night and she looks at you like you are crazy, An orgasm? Every night? What do I look like? A Nymphomaniacal Super Woman?
Where is the logic in that?
Are we really too busy doing dishes to participate in an activity that is so good it has inspired genius (that saucy Shakespeare) and changed history (Okay, Helen of Troy, we get it. You were super hot)? My goodness, what a crazy way to live. Ladies, did it ever occur to you (to us!) that we should have sex because WE DESERVE IT?
Yeah, you deserve it.
So, tonight put the kids to bed. Leave the dishes in the sink and the floors unswept. They will wait. Take a moment to remember that you are the girl you hoped you would be and then go find that boy and remind him that he is the man you knew he could be.
Rinse. Repea